So last night I was getting ready to go to bed since I felt like shit but Ryan had other ideas. We had no idea Rik had his memo voice recorder on and Rik caught our entire conversation. I shit you not this is what was said word for word.
Enjoy.
Ry: What the hell are you doing?
Lor: Getting ready for bed?
Ry: No. You need to shower and shave.
Lor: DUDE! I just showered earlier today. Why the hell do I have to do it again?
Ry: Some stranger is going to feel you up all sorts of ways tomorrow and the last thing you want is to smell like a damn yeti.
Lor: And you know how a yeti smells, how?
Ry: Shut up and shower.
Lor: NO!
Ry: Fine. You'll just have to get up early tomorrow and shower.
Lor: I'm not showering!
Ry: The hell you aren't! You'll smell like a damn yeti and feel like one with those mammoth hairy legs.
Lor: [looks at legs] They are not mammoth hairy! Maybe a little fuzz. The normal fuzz from a full day.
Ry: Right. A fucking yeti.
Lor: -_- You're an ass.
Ry: Least I smell like a fucking flower gard. Now! Move it! SHOWER! Come on! I'll give you a cookie.
Lor: I don't want a damn cookie.
Ry: Pie?
Lor: No.
Ry: Cobbler?
Lor: No.
Ry: Cake?
Lor: The cake is a lie.
Ry: Sex?
Lor: -_- That's not fair.
Ry: Life ain't fair, honey.
Lor: You won't shut the hell up till I shower, will you?
Ry: You've known me how long?
Lor: [get's up and heads for the shower] I hate you.
Ry: You love me or you wouldn't be showering.
Lor: Shut the hell up and shave my legs for me.
Ry: BITCH! You have to two working hands.
Lor: You know just as well as I do you always rub all over my legs to see if I missed a spot so this time you might as well do it so you'll only have yourself to blame.
Ry: I'll get the new shaving cream.
Lor: Berries?
Ry: Peach Mango.
Lor: Ohhhhhhhh.
Jai: You're both girls.
Lor: [checks] The lack of a penis confirms this.
Ry: You've seen my closet right?
Lor: You're closet is scary.
Ry: HEY! No dissing the closet.
Lor: I was stating fact.
Ry: Diss my closet and you're on your own.
Lor: Then I'm going to bed.
Ry: I'll sit on you.
Lor: And I'll tie your ass up and leave you in the garage.
Ry: You wouldn't! It's cold out there.
Lor: I'll give you a blanket and heating pad.
Ry: Mean-ass yeti.
Lor: Shave me, bitch.
That's pretty much it. Everything else is normal life stuff or Jai coughing.
